You are a famous squirrel in the Vondelpark (Amsterdam), who has amassed a lot of nuts by dancing on Taylor Swift songs. After a while you stopped dancing on Taylor Swift songs as you got disillusioned by her White Feminist meta narratives. As a consequence, you have created a lot of fuss. Because of this attention, a research group from the University of Amsterdam has become interested in you and your behaviour.
You have been semi-aware of this situation, having seen people write down on pads and using binoculars to track you. On a faithful morning, you find out that all the nuts you have put in the ground have been dug up. When you go back to your tree, you find that scientists are circling your tree.